Well, it's that time of year again. Many of you are kicked back, sipping egg nog, watching holiday movies, and marveling at the fact that you finished up all your Christmas shopping in August. I am not one of you. For those reading this thinking, "Me neither Courtney," have I got something for you! I've spent countless hours cruising the internet, while I should've been doing work for finals, to bring you a list of the best gifts out there. So grab your credit or debit card, and open a new browser window. You're going to wrap up all those holiday loose ends here and now.
For the animal lover in your life...
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What could keep your loved ones' feet more warm and toasty than a set of repurposed rats? To add a bit of holiday festiveness, why not add a small bow to their heads? Bonus: How much fun would the owner(s) of these slippers have when they could creep their toes under occupied bathroom doors?
And what if that animal lover happens to be a young, single lady, you ask? Well, I've got that covered too!
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Nothing looks nicer, especially on a first date or Sunday morning church service, than a French twist accented with the remains of your family pet hamster. "But Courtney, don't you have any ideas for a couple who happens to love animals?" Oh, yes I do.
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These wall climbing sconces will bring a whole new meaning to, "I love lamp." I would definitely pose these critters into the stances of a lovely, romantic dance. Maybe leave off the shades, so that the bare bulbs illuminate their glory a little more.
When only something personal will do...
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I know from experience that losing a grandparent can be hard. What better way to keep Grandma close to you at all times than transforming her dentures into a pocket mirror! True, they always haunted you as they floated in that clear glass in the bathroom, but now you find them endearing. In a sense, you'll always have their smile. Literally.
But let's say you buried Gramps with his teeth or the recipient of your personal gift is a child. That's when you go with this:
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A snuggly teddy bear made of belly button lint! What child wouldn't love to cozy up with this lil guy at night and also be comforted by the smell of your tummy cave?
This year, my best girl friends and I are doing an ornament exchange instead of a gift exchange. I found it is still possible to give ornaments that have that special personal touch.
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To me, the tampon ornament says quite a bit: I can depend on you. You are close to me. You get me through rough times. You've seem some stuff.
For neighbors or those who have it all...
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When you miss the smell of the city bus in the hot rain or when you can't eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken every day, you can now light a candle and let your nose take you back. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
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When better to remember one of the greatest leaders of the American Civil Rights Movement than when you're trying to exfoliate dead, dry skin off your body in the shower? I had a dream that no person of any color would have to deal with awful winter dry skin. Too soon?
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What better way to teach your children about the infamous West Coast/ East Coast rap/hip hop rivalry?! Whether you back Biggie Smalls or Tupac, the whole family can enjoy this coloring book. So, grab your Crayolas and don't forget to make those bullet wounds look realistic!
We can't forget gifts for our pets...
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Ever caught your pup chewing up your favorite pair of Crocs? Who hasn't?! Reward your little fur baby with his/her very own giant Croc to envelope him/her and keep them warm this winter!
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Don't you just hate that you work too far from home to have time to chat with your pets while on your lunch break? Have big decisions you want to consult your cat with while you're at the office? Now, you can! No matter where you are, you can video conference with your pet. Personally, I'm going to wait until they invent the texting equivalent. Phone calls are so annoying. Amirite?!
This list wouldn't be complete without a little bonus!
Having a holiday party?
Stumped on how to decorate?
Here are my top 2 tips:
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Take your Christmas tree with you wherever you go! Not only does this 'do radiate festiveness, but it also sends the message that your face is the best present under the tree this year. So, get busy with that hair and sing, "Oh Christmas Weave, Oh Christmas Weave" as you do it!
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Those felt reindeer antlers and big red nose for your car are played out. We've all seen it. It's tired. Don't bother with a wreath either. That screams, "I don't have much holiday cheer." But pull that buck you shot last year off the wall and put 'er on the grill of your pick up. Add a red clown nose and some battery operated LED lights, and now we're talking! You can wish everyone in traffic and terrified children on sidewalks everywhere a Merry Christmas! Conveniently, you can also let slow drivers know you mean business as it appears you also murdered Rudolph.
I hope this list helps some of you out. If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas, go with a gift card. I've already got most the things on my list here.
